10 reasons why you can't always get what you want

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  1. Because I said so
  2. The world will end
  3. You get what you need
  4. The Rolling Stones said so
  5. Your house would be over crowded with things
  6. Some of the things you want don't exist
  7. You already have everything you want and this article was too late
  8. Your mommy said NO
  9. The evil monkey in your closet threatened to kill you if you got what you wanted
  10. Because someone else already got everything and there is only one person who can get it in the world and this reason is really long so why not make it looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonger?