10 reasons why you aren't Illogicopedian of the Month

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  1. You don't know what Illogicopedia is
  2. You haven't written any articles
  3. You haven't written any good articles
  4. Your name isn't HugeBob or T3canolis (not favoring, just examples... :))
  5. Silent Penguin or Hindleyite doesn't like you
  6. You aren't awesome
  7. You don't write anything in English
  8. You aren't awesome (I know I said it already, but that's how important it is.)
  9. You don't want to be Illogicopedian of the Month
  10. You don't have an account on Illogicopedia