10 reasons why this article is not an epic

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This article has declared itself as
This means it's at a length comfortable for you simple reader folk.
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  1. See the "NEHPIC" template?
  2. T3PO could never write an epic...
  3. It's way TOO short
  4. If some of the best Illogicopedia articles aren't epic how could this be?
  5. This article sucks
  6. Do you see an epic template? NO
  7. It wasn't written by an admin
  8. Why would it be an epic? (Wait. That's a question...)
  9. It's only ten lines...
  10. Because no one said it was