10 reasons why Germany is better than America and England
From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists
- Three world cups, ja! England = 4, America = 0
- Boys must still do mandatory service.
- George Bush or Adolf Hitler.
- We started World War II.
- Best concentration camps, by far.
- Germany = Motherland. England = Fatherland. Ha, the Fatherland would beat the motherland in a fight
- Gay Buttsecks
- Cocktoberfest!
- Moustaches and mullets.
- Einstein. Stop the car, I'm getting out.