10 reasons why America is better than England
From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists
- Obesity. 'Nuff said
- Tea > Coffee
- Chuck Norris is OVERRATED.
- We are the fattest country!
- An American wrote this article.
- We used to be owned by England,
- Car. Wait, Germany. Hot Dog, wait. Germany. Hamburger, again Germany! God dammit Germany.
- American football is for sissies.
- Were fatter!