10 Reasons Why You Aren't Going to the Bathroom

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  1. You're not potty-trained
  2. You're afraid to miss
  3. You're afraid that the toilet is going to eat you
  4. You're afraid that things will come out of the toilet
  5. You're to busy watching TV
  6. You're to busy writing articles on Phyllogicopedia
  7. You don't have a bathroom
  8. You don't know you have to go to the bathroom
  9. You don't know anything about life
  10. You can't get it out