10 reasons why Germany is better than America and England

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1. Three world cups, ja! England = 4, America = 0
2. Boys must still do mandatory service.
3. George Bush or Adolf Hitler.
4. We started World War II.
5. Best concentration camps, by far.
6. Germany = Motherland. England = Fatherland. Ha, the Fatherland would beat the motherland in a fight
7. Gay Buttsecks
8. Cocktoberfest!
9. Moustaches and mullets.
10. Einstein. Stop the car, I'm getting out.