10 reasons why Germany is better than America and England

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  1. Three world cups, ja! England = 4, America = 0
  2. Boys must still do mandatory service.
  3. George Bush or Adolf Hitler.
  4. We started World War II.
  5. Best concentration camps, by far.
  6. Germany = Motherland. England = Fatherland. Ha, the Fatherland would beat the motherland in a fight
  7. Gay Buttsecks
  8. Cocktoberfest!
  9. Moustaches and mullets.
  10. Einstein. Stop the car, I'm getting out.