10 Reasons Why America is Better than England

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1. Obesity. 'Nuff said
2. Tea > Coffee
3. Chuck Norris is OVERRATED.
4. We are the fattest country!
5. An American wrote this article.
6. We used to be owned by England,
7. Car. Wait, Germany. Hot Dog, wait. Germany. Hamburger, again Germany! God dammit Germany.
8. American football is for sissies.
9. Were fatter!
10. O-BE-SI-TY!