10 reasons Sweden are better than Denmark

10 Reasons Sweden Are Better Than Denmark

1. We are lazy
2. We has done nothing in 2013 years
3. We are small and hard to find
4. We make fun of Denmark
5. We created the game Count To 0
6. We hates The Dumbass Brothers
7. We loves Big Al
8. We are unpopular
9. When our land are destroyed, we don`t fix it before 2567789.8654 years
10. Everybody hates us in the 21th century