(discussing the) flaw in Little D's insult
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The insult (insulting One Direction) is: "What direction to five stupid people walk? One direction!"
Ha ha ha ha I get it - wait actually no I don't get it. Because it doesn't make any sense.
Okay, so first of all, when someone says "WHAT direction" they mean north, south, east, or west. So ONE direction doesn't make much sense considering the previous question. If it was "How many directions" or even better "How many directions at the same time" or "How many different directions" or something like that, then it totally would have nailed it. But no, Little D just couldn't come up with the right question and therefore screwed up the joke altogether. So, now that we've covered the huge flaw there, I think the Local Flaw Discussing Forty-fivers can celebrate with a chocolate-fig-squash-pepper milkshake (made with organic figs!!!) See you soon, folks, and make sure to donate some money to us so we don't go out of business. See you soon!