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When you sat down to read this article,

You killed 880,000 microbes.

All of them were going about their daily business.

You committed an act of mass murder.

THe proccess of creating something so you can smash it.

Laying an egg so you can hurl it against the roof or crush it under your elephantine buttox.

Climbing up the chimney in an attempt to throw whatever youhappen to own on your front lawn.

Riding__onthe(back/of)__AFLY.ING--CREAT=URE/into\_the freezer's [soul].

Phyllis Hyman