?News:Studies show that this study is false
This study is completely false; therefore, you shouldn’t read it, as your head might explode. Side affects of reading this study may include, but are not limited to; Cancer, Severe Cerebral Hemorrhage, Stroke, Heart Attack, loss of hair or limbs, and, in some cases, a minor cough. Again, it is strongly advised that you do not read this study. If you have already read to this point, please consult your local psychiatrist immediately. There are sure to be health risks involved in reading this study. This study is thus undoubtedly false, and you are being forced to stop reading it right now, as it is ending here.
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